January 2010
2 posts
Movie Slipper-Ups
Some movie slip-ups…involving slippers.
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In 1,000,000BC Raquel Welch is attacked by a 500ft long Brontosaurus. As she runs into a cave to escape, she is clearly seen wearing sabre-toothed tiger skin slippers. Strange, because slippers wern’t invented until 1732, some 1,001,732 years after the film was set!
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Citizen Kane is hailed as the best film ever made, but even...
November 2009
3 posts
Old Women Say The Funniest Things
Lol, old people make me chuckle. I just got back from the swimming baths and while I was there I heard a funny conversation between two old ladies. They were talking about a man who had stolen some money:
Old Lady #1 - “Oh it’s terrible what he did! Oh good grief, terrible!
Money is the route of all evil!”
Old Man (he was floating around) - “Here here!”
Old Lady...
Moby’s Look Back In
October 2009
1 post
BNP
I haven’t blogged here for a while, so I thought I’d share a personal view on the BNP. This passage is from a Facebook argument that I contributed to earlier tonight.
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“The BNP stand for white supremacy, there’s no two ways about it. What makes Britain ‘great’ is the fact is gives refuge to people seeking it. Sure, there are flaws in the immigration...
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
10 posts
Total Loser!
After I finished work last night I went round to the bank next door. As I withdrew my money I looked through the window infront of me and noticed that Total Recall was on the TV in the bank’s canteen! I then spent 5 minutes watching the said film through the window, outside! Granted it was the bit where Arnie pulls the bug out of his nose, but I still felt pretty sad!
Deuuurrraaaghhhhh da...
How I Became an Undertaker Fan
This is a blog that I wrote for the Undertaker fan site ‘Phenomforever.com’. I’ll admit now that I love wrestling, and I love The Undertaker. I thought I’d post it on here too, seeing how this is a blog after all! Plus, I think large bodies of text look cool on Tumblr. They kinda make you look smart! :P
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Enjoy or disregard, it’s up to you :)
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How I...
Cakes, Testicles and Red Rings.
Mmmmmmm, cake. It’s Friday, which means it’s Cake Day! Working for Sony really does have its percs, and cake is definitely one of them. They give us free cake every Friday! It’s one of the small joys to look forward to. For 3 minutes on a Friday afternoon I forget all of my worries, sit back and let a jam donut work its magic. The office goes quiet, the smiles come out and...
Blaaaaarrgh!!!
I’m in a baaad mood and I don’t know why. This rarely happens to me, I’m usually a happy person! But man, can I have mood swings! It’s horrible…ugh, like a deep, dark sort of bad energy that just wants to be released! I can feel it in my chest and shoulders and it causes me to inadvertently frown every now and again, grit my teeth, type slightly harder and louder than...
My 7 Year Plan
I have a plan. It’s the early stages of a plan (more like a ‘pla’) but it’s getting there! The plan is about my future; my career mainly. After 5 years in my current role at SCEE I’ve realised there’s nothing else there for me. The promotion prospects in my current role just don’t interest me in the slightest. I’m not a management person. If I had to...
July 2009
6 posts
Moments of Madness
Do you ever get the urge to do something completely out of your comfort zone? Something that you would never ever dream of doing? I sometimes do. Once such urge got the better of me last night. I was on a night out with two girl friends, a night out that shouldn’t really have happened at all considering we went out in the afternoon to visit a few shops and have some food. That then led on to...
Mystery
Where do flies go when it rains, hmmmm? Answers on a postcard!
Whaaaat! I'm on tumblr?
I try to keep my social networking to a minimum these days. I have a Facebook, a Twitter (although I never use it) and a Blogger account. My friend suggested I try this site, so here I am! I’ll be using this to dump a few pieces of artwork, amongst other things. I’m liking the site so far, the customisation features alone are very impressive! Let’s see how it goes!