Lol, old people make me chuckle. I just got back from the swimming baths and while I was there I heard a funny conversation between two old ladies. They were talking about a man who had stolen some money:
Old Lady #1 - “Oh it’s terrible what he did! Oh good grief, terrible!
Money is the route of all evil!”
Old Man (he was floating around) - “Here here!”
Old Lady #2 - “Awful. Have you done the lottery tonight Martha?”
Old Lady #1 - “Oh yes. I’ve put 4 lines on!”
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Gotta love old people :)